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foreveralone-lyguy:

I’m going to start quoting fall out boy whenever someone starts talking

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macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

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niick4:

fun way to die???

niick4:

fun way to die???

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arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

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burghers:

wartortles:

what the fuck is eurovision

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unabating:

go away i dont want to talk to you

unabating:

go away i dont want to talk to you

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twerking-amporas:

ghilles:

snarg:

when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them 

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Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.

they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit

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