I’m going to start quoting fall out boy whenever someone starts talking
(via 50shadesofryanross)
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
(via thats-slightly-raven)

when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
(via foreverfangirlin)






